Miss Kubelik, one doesn't get to be a second administrative assistant around here unless he's a pretty good judge of character, and as far as I'm concerned you're tops. I mean, decency-wise and otherwise-wise.

- C. C. Baxter, The Apartment

Friday, September 10, 2010

FUN!

below is a list of some charming craigslist ad titles i've come across:

unearthy woman

Ever wanted to be an astronaut?

FUN! Part Time. "work"

Guitarist's Wet Dream

British Mary Poppins Nanny Needed!

Eye Blinking Response to Noises/Thought Inhibition

Online Forensic Psychology Research Participants Needed, Money Prizes

Are you afraid of snakes?

Farmyard Animal Keeper

Morpheus?

Are you a lady with Class and Moxie?

"DID YOU SAY PAN OR PAM?" Entry Level Sales & Marketing

FACES WITH TATTOOS

Bird Sitter Wanted - Your Home

Chuck Norris Doesn't Save the Environment...

Must Love Dogs!! [for gayle]

good times.

2 comments:

  1. SSL.

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  2. ...the last part is:
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