Miss Kubelik, one doesn't get to be a second administrative assistant around here unless he's a pretty good judge of character, and as far as I'm concerned you're tops. I mean, decency-wise and otherwise-wise.

- C. C. Baxter, The Apartment

Friday, January 6, 2012

already painted

let's take inventory. what to i have going for me?

i'm an extremely talented performance artist, i have free time, subtlety is my middle name, i blow people away with my powerful expressions, i have a great comfort in being nude, and i have gallons of body paint at my disposal.

there must be something out there meant just for me...

Painted Nude Performance Artist Needed for Event

[Gallery] seeks nude performance artist who will be covered in body paint for one evening during our upcoming nude biennial group exhibition. We are looking for someone who can ideally show up already painted or at least provide their own body paint. This artist's performance will be quiet in sound, subtle in movement, and powerful in all expression otherwise. The main qualification is to be comfortable being nude in public.
Compensation is $100.

well,
i could use the hundred bucks.
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3 comments:

  1. AmyJanuary 6, 2012 at 12:51 PM

    That job eerily screams your name.

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  2. SarahJanuary 8, 2012 at 3:30 PM

    never let $100 slip by, and always have flexible morals. it's show business, right?

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  3. lauraJanuary 8, 2012 at 3:56 PM

    seriously, i'll do anything for a buck

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