stay consistent in your work ethic, lazy people

he/she sounds like a joy to work for (if you are teachable!):

Assistant

If you are ambitious, motivated and teachable, I will train you personally to make a comfortable income, and all you need is to be willing to follow instruction to the detail, and stay consistent in your work ethic, lazy people move on because I do not have time for your excuses!

If you are interested in starting right away, then email your name,number, and best time to call when you are in front of a computer with about 10min. free so I can qualify you over the phone, thank you for your time!

one thing you will be taught is the art of the run-on sentence.

not sure yet

as it happens, i have had a lot of luck in my life with writing letters. usually the letters are as simple as, 'i like what you do and want to meet you' and holy hell, a door opens.

well, something might be coming down the pike because of one such letter.

i shall let you know soon.

ruthann r.i.p.

i'm sorry to say that ruthann has passed away. i haven't buried her yet. she still sits in the front of the house, which makes me feel pretty and not at all white trash.

i know she would want me to move on, so i have begun my search. what i'm looking for is simple - something i can buy that's worth much more than i pay and something reliable that will get me through the next few years - at least until i graduate.

the problem i face is my choices are quite limited. one good thing is that (as i recently found out) mama has some good credit. but the possibly bigger problem is that i have a difficult time proving my income. it's not that i don't work, it's simply that i can't really prove it when it comes to forms and all that junk.

at the moment, my occupation is as follows:

theatre reviews (ain't enough to show anything)

babysitting (no check stub)

bookkeeping (ironically, same problem as babysitting)

teaching (i get paid with a $20 bill on my dash every once in a while.)

prank phone calls (not legally allowed to talk about and they do not put ytd on the check stub)

graduate assistant (one day a week and it goes towards school. mama don't get no check.)

so here i sit without a working auto-car.

in the meantime, please say your prayers for dear ruthann. she's been a good friend these past many years. a very good friend indeed.

sun dance

getting into sundance is probably the most notable thing on my resume. it's a huge bragging point for my family and friends. and i have to say, in the brief moments between shock and confusion, it definitely gives me a sense of pride.

that being said,

upon arriving in the beautiful state of utah, i realized quite quickly that no one gives a good gosh darn who the co-producer of a short film is.

humility is a wonderful thing. it gave me perspective. so i spent my brief time there observing and being inspired.

(and i saw a documentary about the national film registry in the library of congress that made me cry. hysterically.)

womans

i like job postings that are clear up front.

very large busty woman wanted

100 for sitting fee we pay you for womans calender being made serious females only please cup size bigger than e please forward a picture to us cash up front

yet another moment in my life i wish i had a bigger chest and lower standards. i could use a hundred bucks right now.

looks like i'm goin' to utah

so, i got some news over the holiday weekend...

it seems that the alligator movie i worked on back in the spring, that i believe i got a 'co-producer' credit on because we really didn't know what else to call me, well...

- okay, this is crazy to write -

...it got into sundance.

yep, that sundance.

paper and pictures

for anyone who's detail-oriented and looking for an exciting career in textiles...

Origami Expert Needed

I have a book with paper and pictures of how to fold an origami train. Small job for you, impossible for me.

it's only part-time. no compensation is listed, but i'm sure it would be worthwhile.