non-sexual

craigslist ads, sooner or later, always find their way to the stripper/pole dancer/prostitute in so many words positions and, to be honest, it gets old. but sometimes something strikes me as strange.

for ins...

Hiring non-sexual escorts for immediate work [they amazingly make the word 'non-sexual' seem sexual and perverted]

XXXX's #1 Agency for your Bachelor Party Dancers, Escorts, Private Parties and 1 on 1's in the XXXX area [because nothing here, in any way, seems like it would lead to any type of sexual situation whatsoever]

We are very private - and anyone over 18 is welcome to apply. [are these two thoughts connected?]

This is legal, legit and non-sexual companionship. [this is overreaching]

We are currently looking for independent escorts (ages 18 and over) looking to be a part of our team and make some [?] great income! [i'm over 18, looking to be a part of a team, and want to make 'some great income,' and what's more fun is that i love non-sexual situations!]

Email us your name, age, telephone number and at least two photos to [nothing comes after 'to']
(Please send photos before you call to set up a time to come in) [understandable]

We need girls able to start immediately.
If you can come in for an interview tonight, you can start tonight. [i can interview and start tonight? bingo bango]

non-sexual is natural. non-sexual is fun. not everybody does it. but everybody should.