Miss Kubelik, one doesn't get to be a second administrative assistant around here unless he's a pretty good judge of character, and as far as I'm concerned you're tops. I mean, decency-wise and otherwise-wise.

- C. C. Baxter, The Apartment

Wednesday, August 1, 2012

who am i and why i am i here?

i currently doubt the career decisions that have made me the temp you see today.

to fight these feelings of regret and self-hatred, i decided to take a career aptitude test while at my temp job.

here are a few questions posed to me:


Do you own a pet with fur?
Would you or have you ever intentionally hurt an animal?
Have you ever enjoyed reading Popular Science magazine?
Is it okay to get drunk once per week?
Do you blame your parents?
Are you completely full of crap?
Are you good at jigsaw puzzles?
If no one was looking, would you pee in a public place, such as a pool?
Are you a total slob?
Have you ever been thrown out of a bar?



this test assessed that i should be a nurse.

ADDED: i found another test and it states that i am perfectly suited to be an accountant. i want to cry.

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