Miss Kubelik, one doesn't get to be a second administrative assistant around here unless he's a pretty good judge of character, and as far as I'm concerned you're tops. I mean, decency-wise and otherwise-wise.

- C. C. Baxter, The Apartment

Monday, July 26, 2010

bad-asses and sexy girl friends

wanna be in a movie?
we need some one with a bad-ass hayabusa [the suzuki hayabusa is a sport bike motorcycle] to show off there bike in a movie . [ .]

please if you have a Bad-ass busa [t
he busa language is a language isolate in northwestern papua new guinea] please send me pics with your contact info
you will get a copy of the film showing off your bad-ass busa
we need you to ride it off screen at the end of the movie with a smoking hot girl thats it !!!! [ !!!!] [smoking hot girl
is it !!!!]

we will only pic[k] one hayabusa [h
ayabusa 隼 is japanese for peregrine falcon]
since my hayabusa is not 'Bad-ass,' i searched to see if they were casting for any other parts:
we need a few sexy females for extras in a film we are shooting . [ .]
these are non-paid parts and a couple parts have very small talking roles.
please contact me here and send a pic with your contact info . [ .]
these do not require a lot of acting , [ ,] [shock-ing]

the parts we are looking to fill are The Mob Bosses Girl friends [ie friends who are girls, not 'girlfriends'] and just sexy females walking around his office and night club. [you know, just bein cool. talkin. hanging out. bein sexy around the office and night club. maybe leaning over or somethin. no biggy.]

we need about 8-10 very sexy females . [ .] [i've never been so skeeved by the overuse of the word 'females.']
i need to stretch.

2 comments:

  1. When someone says "females" when what they should mean is "women," I get the creeps.

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  2. ironically it does exactly the opposite of what the user intends.

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