Miss Kubelik, one doesn't get to be a second administrative assistant around here unless he's a pretty good judge of character, and as far as I'm concerned you're tops. I mean, decency-wise and otherwise-wise.

- C. C. Baxter, The Apartment

Thursday, July 15, 2010

jackpot!!!

i've been trying desperately to figure out a way to make an easy $75 and i found it.  I FOUND IT!!!!
We are looking for people to participate in a research study sponsored by the NATIONAL INSTITUTE OF MENTAL HEALTH. 

YOU ARE ELIGIBLE FOR PARTICIPATION IF: 
• You are between the ages of 18 and 60.  [check]
• You have been told by a doctor or other health professional that you have hoarding behaviors. [check check]
• You have two close biological relatives (parents or siblings) who might also be interested in helping with the study [well...i'll figure something out] 

IF YOU VOLUNTEER AND ARE ELIGIBLE: 
• You will be interviewed about your personal and family mental health history. Interviews can be completed over the phone. [i gots a phone. check]
• You and your relatives will be asked to give a blood sample for DNA. This can be done in your home. [blood letting in the home - not the first time. check]
• Confidentiality is protected for you and your relatives. [eh]
• Compensation is $75 for a 2-3 hour interview and a blood draw [cha-ching] 
i simply have to get two family members to help out, allow my blood to be drawn, and sit on the phone for a 2-3 hour interview and tada!  a new pair of jeans from the gap. sweet!

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