geeks just wanna puke on you

we all have triggers. sometimes it's traffic or maybe it's a restaurant getting your order wrong. (or, if you're like my college roommate, it's the words 'lotion, tissue, and bikini' and anyone who ends a sentence with a preposition.)

and sometimes it's a craigslist ad. (i believe it speaks for itself.)

Media Developer- Graphic/Print/Video Designer SIKE SIKE SIKE (LAND OF GET REAL!!!!!!)

Below is just what makes me sick about companies not paying talented people what they are worth... $15.00 dollars an hour? ARE YOU FREAKING CRAZY!!!! are you purposely trying to take advantage of the recession and all the people that are outta work right now....

THIS IS A JOKE PEOPLE... YOUR AD I WISH I COULD FIND OUT WHO IT WAS FOR... BECAUSE IT MAKES HONEST HARD WORKING NERDS and GEEKS JUST WANNA PUKE ON YOU.....

THIS IS RIDICULOUS AND I AM OUTRAGED!!!!

DANK gonna have to slap somebody!!!!!!!

O and now your ready to hire someone... please reply again.... YOUR A STRAIGHT LOSER!!!!!

KICK ROCKS!!!!!!

with all that skill you should be able to call your own pay for hours.... dont be fooled your worth more than that...

this rant is then proceeded by the original ad, which seems so sweet and meek compared to the attack...

Media Developer- Graphic/Print/Video Designer

...We're a small, rapidly-growing company looking for a "jack of all trades" to help with our media needs. This individual should be able to perform a wide range of tasks throughout the course of a 3 month contract period with the potential for extensions or a full-time position...

The *preferred* candidate would have a 4-year bachelors in a Graphic Artist / Video Production Specialist career field OR Minimum 4-years of combined experience (portfolio would be required along with any examples of work completed)...

The pay is $15/hr starting ($33k/year) with raises possible, especially for excellent work and/or if the position is extended or made permanent (at which time health benefits, etc would commence).

We have a cool, loft-style atmosphere with a laid-back, fun staff...

Thank you.

yes, i agree with the 'HONEST HARD WORKING NERDS and GEEKS' that this is a pretty tall order for 15 bucks an hour, but it's probably worth it since it's 'a cool, loft-style atmosphere with a laid-back, fun staff.'

but, then again, 'DANK' really is gonna have to slap somebody, so...

p.s. KICK ROCKS!!!!!!