Miss Kubelik, one doesn't get to be a second administrative assistant around here unless he's a pretty good judge of character, and as far as I'm concerned you're tops. I mean, decency-wise and otherwise-wise.

- C. C. Baxter, The Apartment

Monday, July 12, 2010

dancing girls

i know it isn't that big of a deal or a real shock to anyone alive in the universe that there are ads on craigslist searching for exotic dancers, topless dancers, escorts, etc. but some of the ads just fit the stereotype a bit too well and it hurts, my friend. it hurts.

for ins:

Seeking local women ages 18 to 39 to be models [nice age range. quite refreshing]...We provide "eye candy" for events [and who doesn't want eye candy at an event? it's why i go anywhere really - for the eye candy]... XXX is seeking women all shapes, sizes, and races that think you can hold a conversation with anyone and still enjoy themselves while working to reply to this email [because if you can then they might want to talk to them who reply while talking and you can hold a conversation].

[wait, is this an escort service?]

THIS IS NOT AN ESCORT SERVICE!! [cool] We mearly [i know] offer beautiful faces for the event.

When replying please send and full face and body shot. [how does one 'full' a face?]


problem is, i don't have body shots. i can do body shots, but i don't have any.
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  1. AmyJuly 12, 2010 at 6:09 PM

    I would think "doing body shots" would work in your favor for this listing.

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  2. AnonymousJuly 13, 2010 at 8:01 AM

    And here's me, who wasted $500 getting all those partial face shots printed. Dammit.

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  3. lauraJuly 13, 2010 at 10:31 AM

    i know. the only fully body shots i have, i'm wearing a large christmas sweater and hanging over a large '95' for my high school photos.

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