Miss Kubelik, one doesn't get to be a second administrative assistant around here unless he's a pretty good judge of character, and as far as I'm concerned you're tops. I mean, decency-wise and otherwise-wise.

- C. C. Baxter, The Apartment

Saturday, July 24, 2010

my body, my choice

looking for the young and the old, the naive and the wise, the movers and the shakers...

Bikini Bike Washers

Our local dealership is looking for four girls to be bikini bike washers...who are excited to be part of an event...[that] has an average of 350 people and 250 motorcycles in attendance...You will be working for tips...If you're interested, come by yourself or bring your group of girls!

pantyhose model wanted

uninhibited and open-minded female sought by amateur photographer to model pantyhose. no nudity although poses would be considered erotic and adult. no publication although you will recive a digital set of the photos to do with as you wish. pay is $100.00 for 1-2 hours. if interested please reply with photo(s). not looking for professional models.

Looking for upscale ladies

Join Our Winning Team of Exotic Dancers!...We are looking for attractive, well groomed, experienced dancers...However, we are willing to train eager ladies...We provide a safe, clean, & friendly work environment...conveniently located near the XX airport. Along with the lowest house fee’s in the state...[o]ur contemporary upscale gentlemen's club offers table side dances, VIP Lounge, private shows and commissioned drinks!...[W]e strive to treat our entertainers as stars!

Looking For Dancers

We are a collective of women that teach Tantra and empower women thru the expression of thier bodies. We are looking for Burlesque and dancers of all kinds for private shows.

...haven't decided which one is best for me...

2 comments:

  1. Dude, definitely Bikini Bike Washers. It sounds like Tarantino's next masterpiece.

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  2. the pantyhose model seems the most intriguing - like early betty page or something.

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