Miss Kubelik, one doesn't get to be a second administrative assistant around here unless he's a pretty good judge of character, and as far as I'm concerned you're tops. I mean, decency-wise and otherwise-wise.

- C. C. Baxter, The Apartment

Wednesday, February 17, 2010

just in case

craigslist always comes through...

'Egg donors must have the following qualities to qualify for our program:

-have the ability to travel for both medical screening (overnight trip) and egg retrieval (up to one week of travel)
-college educated (must be currently enrolled or received a degree)
-outgoing personality
-serious and committed
-varied interests
-all ethnic make ups and religious backgrounds can apply though greatest need is for Jewish, East Asian and Caucasian donors currently
-BMI no higher than 28
-20-28 years of age
-be in good physical health and have no family history of breast cancer, lupus or prostate cancer
-no use of illegal drugs, no cigarette use within the past year, alcohol abuse or anti depressant use
-no criminal history or outstanding legal obligations '

this would be perfect except that my personality is actually reclusive, i'm not serious and committed, and nope, i only have one interest. just one. no variations whatsoever.

...and i'm too old.

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